wolflioness:

thing is that if you told me a month ago that my life would be ruined by a pair of queer zombies, a hippie zombie and the grumpiest town in BBC’s history I’d have laughed into your face and now I’m just crying constantly

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum, via alfrad)

  • website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
  • me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
  • me:
  • me: wait i'm 20 years old

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

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joroakeu:

joroakeu:

now that I’m an adult I can finally go on adult websites.

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(via officialwhitegirls)

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

(via officialwhitegirls)

eggsammich:

you know when you accidentally close an important tab and you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff

(via elucubrare)

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

(via handjob)

Anonymous said: So, do you have crush on any fictional character who has NOT killed a man?

the-pietriarchy:

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson, via musainrules)