jerkenglish:

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

All. The. Damn. Time.

(Source: davebowie, via handjob)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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(via officialwhitegirls)

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

(via officialwhitegirls)

snapslikethis:

most accurate chart i’ve ever made

snapslikethis:

most accurate chart i’ve ever made

(via grumpiestwolf)

i bring you chris and sebastian thinking about pussy

Okay, I clearly just have to resign myself to having officially joined the fandom aunties, because my absolute first thought was “CHARO!!!”

(Source: sehastianstan, via geothebio)

(Source: pika-brew, via thehermitpurple)

fabulousanima:

when fandom adopts a headcanon and it spreads and gains traction and you just do not agree with it but it’s everywhere and you just

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(via crowthis)

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

(via musainrules)

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

Oh thank God I’m not the only one.

(via sirspocky)

kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

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(via yomikoda)