ghostbees:

The second rule of the Diogenes Club is that you do not talk about the Diogenes Club.

ghostbees:

The second rule of the Diogenes Club is that you do not talk about the Diogenes Club.

dudeufugly:

obiwanmanobe:

dudeufugly:

thisisemobuddy:

k-lionheart:

sherlock-and-his-hobbit:

enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

sherlock-and-his-hobbit:

I want an episode where Mycroft goes completely badass and pulls a fucking knife or something out of the handle of that umbrella and just kills someone. That would be awesome.



I can see him doing it very neatly. Just standing there observing the attacker and predicts carefully how this is going to end. And then, without a single warning he pulls out the blade, buries it without a care in the world between the lowest ribs, letting the man fall with his head to his shoulder and he says “All things must come to an end.” with a lazy voice. Then he just watches as the man falls to the ground, without making as much as an excuse. When it’s all over, he sees a stain of blood on his expensive suit and sighs “Sadly, even this suit…” and tucks the knife back into his umbrella. Walking away to get back to his car. 

^^^That right there was so canon I heard a boom in my ears and my heart exploded


I just want Mycroft to lean on his umbrella, like he is in the picture, but then the very end of it breaks off and Mycroft loses his balance, crashing face first onto the ground with no chance of an elegant recovery. Cut to Sherlock tucking a nail file into his pocket- grinning like the Grinch Cheshire Cat.

but that means BBC would have to ruin their only umbrella

Maybe then Mycroft has to use one of those yellow rain coats? Hopefully with matching polka dot wellies.

dudeufugly:

obiwanmanobe:

dudeufugly:

thisisemobuddy:

k-lionheart:

sherlock-and-his-hobbit:

enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

sherlock-and-his-hobbit:

I want an episode where Mycroft goes completely badass and pulls a fucking knife or something out of the handle of that umbrella and just kills someone. That would be awesome.

I can see him doing it very neatly. Just standing there observing the attacker and predicts carefully how this is going to end. And then, without a single warning he pulls out the blade, buries it without a care in the world between the lowest ribs, letting the man fall with his head to his shoulder and he says “All things must come to an end.” with a lazy voice. Then he just watches as the man falls to the ground, without making as much as an excuse. When it’s all over, he sees a stain of blood on his expensive suit and sighs “Sadly, even this suit…” and tucks the knife back into his umbrella. Walking away to get back to his car. 

^^^That right there was so canon I heard a boom in my ears and my heart exploded

I just want Mycroft to lean on his umbrella, like he is in the picture, but then the very end of it breaks off and Mycroft loses his balance, crashing face first onto the ground with no chance of an elegant recovery. Cut to Sherlock tucking a nail file into his pocket- grinning like the Grinch Cheshire Cat.

but that means BBC would have to ruin their only umbrella

Maybe then Mycroft has to use one of those yellow rain coats? Hopefully with matching polka dot wellies.

ghostbees:

Three decades of dealing with your crap.

ghostbees:

Three decades of dealing with your crap.

(via sketchlock)

♛ sherlock meme |  five relationships [3/5]
  Mycroft/John

I don’t ship it so much as I love their interactions. <3 

The one exception to this is April Fool’s Day when they announce their fake impending nuptials and watch Sherlock’s brain explode.

(Source: rosetylear)

(Source: asofter221b)

sketchlock:

geniusbee:

kadabbs:


I love Thor Sherlock more dearly than any of you, but you know what he is. He’s arrogant, he’s reckless, he’s dangerous! You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard London needs from its King Consulting Detective?

What my life has become

BRAIN HEMORRHAGE 

sketchlock:

geniusbee:

kadabbs:

I love Thor Sherlock more dearly than any of you, but you know what he is. He’s arrogant, he’s reckless, he’s dangerous! You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard London needs from its King Consulting Detective?

What my life has become

BRAIN HEMORRHAGE 

oneblinktoblue:

Keeping up with the Holmeses

Can I pretty please see more interactions with these two in season 3?

oneblinktoblue:

Keeping up with the Holmeses

Can I pretty please see more interactions with these two in season 3?

(via cucumberbatchin-gone)

marmosette:

bloodredorion:

whenigrowupiwannabeadonut:

He is the the British government. 

And he has the best remarks ever. I love Mycroft.

(“Remarks”? Why “remarks,” though?)

Mycroft is the smarter brother. Let us never forget this. Not that he’d let us, unless he wanted us to. 

Mycroft appreciation post FTW!

(Source: dontmesswithnoheroin, via capaow)